Song Parodies -> Porn in the USA
I made a great video for this on youtube, as well
Porn mags in my daddy's den
The first time I looked was at the age of ten End up with a schlong that's been beat too much 'Cause I've spent half my life just jacking it off to Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA I watch porn in the USA, porn in the USA Making a little homemade jam When I put my penis in my hand Stroking off every chance I can It's what you do when you're a man Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA I watch porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA Back at home where I have privacy I'm gonna see some stuff on a DVD Viewing it on a high def screen Thinking, "Man, it's the greatest thing" I had a boner that I'd toss Jacking off was awesome 'cause Good scene's where I'd hit the pause I had a woman who watched with me, too I'd get some jism on her when I would spew Watching a porno can't replace the real thing Rather have a girl I was penetrating All those years building up my loads No one to bang, ain't got no one to bone Porn in the USA, I watch porn in the USA Porn in the USA, I'm an x-rated daddy in the USA Porn in the USA, porn in the USA Porn in the USA, I'm a cock stroking daddy in the USA Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Very good. Now give "Porn on the Bayou" a shot (baroomp ching!) I did it over on Amiright's parody section. It's easy -- Sub "Deleeuw" for "hooddo", "groaning with old Harry Reems" for "rolling with some Cajun queen"; and "Behind a Door of Green" for "down to New Orleans" -- and you're halfway home
I can hear this in Bruce’s voice, so you know it’s well done.
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