Song Parodies -> Sitting On The Cock Of A Gay
"Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay" Based on the performance by Otis Redding
"Sitting On The Cock Of A Gay" Parody by Pinner
just having fun..hope no feelings get hurt
Sittin' here slurping your son
I'll be slurpin' it until he cums
Watching his wang go in
take it out and stick it right back in

I'm just sittin' on the cock of a gay
feelin my buttcheeks being spread away
I'm just sittin' on the cock of a gay
strokin' mine

I smoked some poles in Georgia
I've spread em' for some frisco gays
I've got so much to jiz for
so sit back n' watch my big wang spray

So I'm just sittin' on the cock of a gay
feelin' my buttcheeks being spread away
I'm just sittin' on the cock of a gay
strokin' mine

Looks like I'm bout to get some strange
so much blood flowin to my main vein
I can spew 10 gallons of sticky-icky goo
so I'll just let my cane.. rain

Sittin' here chokin' on bone
and this horny dude won't leave me alone
2,000 dudes I've domed...
just to make his cock my own

Now, I'm just gonna sit on the cock of a gay
feel my buttcheeks gettin torn away
Ouuch-eee, sittin on the cock of a gay
strokin mine
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Lon - July 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great perves think alike! I had the same title idea (though I never wrote it out) many years ago, too (mine went..."I'll be sitting 'till this homo cums"). Check out my songs here and let me know what you think (just go to "parody authors" and then click onto "Lon")
KJR - July 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Nicely done Pinner! One of you finest works to date!!
Kelly - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Lon, why don't you just let this master artist's work be appreciated in HIS own forum and stop whoring yourself out like a prostitute handing out fliers in Las Vegas?
Tony - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment
About 20 years ago when the song came on the radio my coworker changed the lyrics to cock and gay and i laughed so hard i almost pissed my pants. To this day everytime I hear the song I change the lyrics for whomever might be near me atthe time.
Fred - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Very romantic
mike - March 22, 2020 - Report this comment
thank you
mike - January 01, 2023 - Report this comment
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
JUST HAVING FUN HOPE NO FEELINGS GET HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MIKE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
AULD LANG SINE
FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR - February 10, 2024 - Report this comment
FIRE GEAR RACE

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