Song Parodies -> You're On Sex and Drugs
"You Lie Down With Dogs" Based on the performance by The Alan Parsons Project
"You're On Sex and Drugs" Parody by Scotty Dangerously
You're such a sick woman, I fuckin' hate you
Such a prostitute, I'll never fuck you
You try to sell sex before sunrise
I will never pay you, or go fuck you
You're tryin' to take but you never give
Cause you'd use me for money

I will never choose to be your fucker
Why don't you just find another fucker?
You attempt to get me paralyzed
By your sex and drugs like some crazy fucker
You'll never use me for money

You're on sex and drugs, you lie and deceive
You're never gonna fuck me up with S.T.D.s
You're beggin' for sex as you're on your knees
You're on sex and drugs, I am not so pleased

You're a drug dealer, not a lover
You should know I'm not a stupid fucker
I'm sick of your bullshit sex lies
About how I would have sex with your mother
You chose to take but you never give
Cause you'd use me for money

You're on sex and drugs, you lie and deceive
You're never gonna fuck me up with S.T.D.s
You're beggin' for sex as you're on your knees
You're on sex and drugs, I am not so pleased
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