Horny day, masturbate
Horny day, masturbate

If you have a horny day
Take some time to masturbate
Use a grip that is tight
It will feel, it will feel so right!

If you cannot get a girl
You're gonna have to choke your chicken
Semen will unfurl
In every direction
You might have to clean it
Depending how you aim it, oh yeah
I feel like I'm in prison
Must release the jism
I've had a horny day

If you have a horny day
Take some time to masturbate (c'mon, just masturbate)
Use a grip that is tight (horny day!)
It will feel, it will feel so right!

Women also touch themselves
But not as much as us men have to
Magazines will sell
So we can shoot our goo
When I've tried
I get denied
She keeps her legs together
And gives me no pleasure
I've had horny day

If you have a horny day (horny day)
Take some time to masturbate (masturbate)
Use a grip that is tight (use a grip)
It will feel, it will feel so right!

Horny day, masturbate
Horny day, masturbate

If you have a horny day (oh yeah, oh yeah)
Take some time to masturbate (c'mon, let's masturbate)
Use a grip that is tight (horny day!)
It will feel, it will feel so right!

Horny day, masturbate
Horny day, masturbate

Horny day, masturbation
If your woman has gone on vacation

Horny day, masturbation
If your woman has gone on vacation

Horny day, masturbate
Horny day, masturbate

I've got to get some pleasure
Take some time to masturbate
Use a grip that is tight
It will feel so right