Song Parodies -> Bastard Of Puppets
"Master Of Puppets" Based on the performance by MetallicA
"Bastard Of Puppets" Parody by Aliendude
Revisited And Corrected
Sits on ass all day
He's smoking away
His lungs growing ever blacker
Brain cells that die in vain
Never feels the pain
Just another useless stoner

*Pre chorus*

Watch him and you will see
Brain's killed off with weed
Medicated too
With lots and lots of booze
**

*Chorus*

That poor ugly bastard
Won't you die faster
You poor ugly bastard
Just please die faster
Faster
Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge
The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe
Don't ask me how he lost all the weight
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard
* *

Never worked a day, Collecting E.I pay
Gives his money to the dealer
Stops to pick up booze, Whatever will he choose?
Just another case of lager


*Pre chorus*

Watch him and you will see
Brain's killed off with weed
Medicated too
With lots and lots of booze
**

*Chorus*

That poor ugly bastard
Won't you die faster
You poor ugly bastard
Just please die faster
Faster
Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge
The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe
Don't ask me how he lost all the weight
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard
* *

Bastard
Bastard
Where's that cash that I was after?
Bastard
Bastard
Promises are only lies
Laughter
Laughter
All you'll hear and see is laughter
Laughter
Laughter
Laughing as you die

(Stick Me)

Hope you go to Jail, Become Bubba's piece of tail
You're stuck in hell for a fuckin' reason
You live on numbered days, should've changed your ways
Now your life is out of season
I will watch you cry
I will watch you die
As cancer runs through you
I'll Be laughing too

*Chorus*

That poor ugly bastard
Won't you die faster
You poor ugly bastard
Just please die faster
Faster
Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge
The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe
Don't ask me how he lost all the weight
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard
All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate
Bastard
Bastard

*MOOHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA*
Touched Up And Remastered
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