Song Parodies -> Bastard Of Puppets
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Sits on ass all day
He's smoking away His lungs growing ever blacker Brain cells that die in vain Never feels the pain Just another useless stoner *Pre chorus* Watch him and you will see Brain's killed off with weed Medicated too With lots and lots of booze ** *Chorus* That poor ugly bastard Won't you die faster You poor ugly bastard Just please die faster Faster Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe Don't ask me how he lost all the weight All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard * * Never worked a day, Collecting E.I pay Gives his money to the dealer Stops to pick up booze, Whatever will he choose? Just another case of lager *Pre chorus* Watch him and you will see Brain's killed off with weed Medicated too With lots and lots of booze ** *Chorus* That poor ugly bastard Won't you die faster You poor ugly bastard Just please die faster Faster Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe Don't ask me how he lost all the weight All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard * * Bastard Bastard Where's that cash that I was after? Bastard Bastard Promises are only lies Laughter Laughter All you'll hear and see is laughter Laughter Laughter Laughing as you die (Stick Me) Hope you go to Jail, Become Bubba's piece of tail You're stuck in hell for a fuckin' reason You live on numbered days, should've changed your ways Now your life is out of season I will watch you cry I will watch you die As cancer runs through you I'll Be laughing too *Chorus* That poor ugly bastard Won't you die faster You poor ugly bastard Just please die faster Faster Bastard of Puppets, he's starting his binge The Amount of booze, It just makes me cringe Don't ask me how he lost all the weight All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard All the booze and drugs have now sealed his fate Bastard Bastard *MOOHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA* Touched Up And Remastered
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