Song Parodies -> California Rolls
"California Gurls" Based on the performance by Katy Perry
"California Rolls" Parody by Mary
[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings, sushi fans.
May I take your order?

I know a place
Where the rice is so much fresher
Cold, fresh and sweet
There must be something in the soy sauce
Sippin' bubble tea
Dining underneath the lanterns
The knives
Cut us up
Tryna creep a little sneak taste (of us)*

*Refrain:
You can travel the world,
But nothing comes close
To the golden rolls
Once you eat one of us,
You'll be falling in love
Ooooh Oh Ooooh

California Rolls were unforgettable
Seaweed and wasabi on top
Fresh white rice
So hot
Will burn your chopsticks

California Rolls were undeniable
Fine, fresh fish
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Ooooh Oh Ooooh

We'll melt
In your mouth
We got nori wrapped around us
We freak
On the plate
So does the ginger and the wasabi*

[Snoop Dogg]
Cold, sliced,
Set n' ready
Serve it up cause it's getting' heavy
Wild, wild, West Coast
These are the rolls I love the most
The ones like they're the ones
Smell ‘em
Taste ‘em
Pick ‘em up (wee!)

This roll's a freak
It's so cute
We're all at the sushi bar
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the bait
Just like I love Japan,
Mitsuwa, and H-mart
Sushi time is everything

Come on, guys,
Hangin' out
All that rice hangin' out
Wasabis, Pockeys, sakes,
No coffees
Just fresh green tea
Cali, my rolly (yeah)
You looking good, baby (uh-huh)
I'm gonna eat all of ya,
Cause you representing California*

California rolls, man
I wish you all could try some
California rolls
I really wish you could
Try ‘em...
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