Once there was this girl who
tasted so delicious that I can lick her
where we first met
It was August 4th 1996
it was when she loved me so fucking hard

Yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum

Once there was this twat who
wasn't born on the same day as Ringo
Once I heard about this, I was a 25-year-old Massachusette
if u saw me, I was biting my nails
Yum yum yum yum
yum yum yum yum

If I can wash my ass
and if I see it again, I read it underage

Then there was this brunette who asked if I was gay like Jimmy James
Under my bedroom, we snogged and shagged in front of my mum
We didn't even hear it, we were watching VH1

Yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum

Oh yeah, hell yeah
oh yeah, hell yeah

Oh no, hey ho
Oh no, I go