Song Parodies -> Lost Cookie
"Lost Highway" Based on the performance by Bon Jovi
"Lost Cookie" Parody by Burnley Sad Acts
This Parody is about the obese youth of the modern era. there is nothing wrong with being fat cos eating is awesome so fatties, dnt take offence (you know if im tlkin to you) I love eating aswell but i thought this myte be funny.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
In My Rear View Mirror
My Child Is Getting Bigger
His Tea set down, It quickly dissappears.
These cookies once were treasured
Now When he goes get measured
You Grow Large, Grow Fat Or You Hit The Mat Round Here
So he tried,
Watchin Fast Food Pass Him By
And My Spastic Gen'ral GP
Waiting for him to pee!

Hey Hey
My Fat Son Found His way
Not as Huge As Yesterday
Cheer The Spaz! There aint no search
For That Lost Cookie!
Yeah No Longer Busting Straps
Hes Running Fast
All Thanks To That Spaz
Its Thanksgiving Day
Thers No Lost Cookie
Hey Hey! Hey Hey!

Don't Know where he's goin
I Dont Kow Where he's been
Could It Fin'lly Be That What I Dreamed
Oh My Eyes
Years Of wait Are Flyin By!
And Standing There At Mee
Heres My sons first GF Glee

Hey Hey!
(Chorus)

Hey Hey!

Oh Patron Saint Of Fatty Meat
Tell My Boy Which Way To Eat
Hes Got The Face, Hes Got The Date!
Farewell To all that shit he ate
Fuckin Off The Atkins Book
and now learning how too.. kiss!
This Guy Could Become A legend
And A half A size Of son Come On!
Lets Run!

Hey Hey!
(chorus)
Heys heys..
At Least My Sons Not Gay!
I like That one. Least Blue so far =D
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