"She - she is a fat chick
She'll come to your house and eat up all your food.
Wait - ing for the pizza dude
To bring her eight large pizzas with mushrooms.

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She will do anything as long as she gets fed
Twenty-seven burritos, it's a wonder she ain't dead.
Eat, eat, eat another box of Twinkies,
Macaroni and cheese and Ho-Ho's too.

When she wears white,
I think you're right she looks just like
the marshmallow man.
Eat-ing Hershey bars
A big blob of bacon-eating tub of lard.

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