Twenty-twenty-twenty four, and never been blown
I wanna be fellated
No one to screw and shoot off a lo-o-oad
I wanna be fellated
Just get me to the brothel down at 4th and Main
Hurry hurry hurry my balls are blue with pain
My asshole wants a finger, to help my prostate drain
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four virgin years old,
I wanna be fellated
Humpin' my shoe is so dry and so cold,
I wanna be fellated
Just take me to my bedroom, watch for semen stains,
Hurry hurry hurry this teasing's inhumane
I can't control my weiner, i'm not quite condom-trained
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four minutes to go
I'm gonna get fellated
Movie's at 2 but we won't watch the show
I'm gonna get fellated
Let's get to the theatre, sit in the back row
Hurry hurry hurry the lights are dimming low
Won't make it past the previews, my load is gonna blow
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four kleenex cause whoa,
I just ejaculated
Torrents of goo were too much to swallow
From when I got fellated
It's all over my armchair, all over my clothes
Hurry hurry hurry, some got inside her nose
I can't believe this semen was backed up in my hose
Oh no oh oh oh oh

Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba
I wanna be fellated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba
I love to be fellated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba
I need to be fellated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba
We all should be fellated