Song Parodies -> Blood Moon
"Full Moon" Based on the performance by Elvira
"Blood Moon" Parody by Monstermaster13
It hurts so much, I'm going nuts.
I wonder what i've got.
I don't know what's gotten into me.
I've being acting more aggressively.
And i'm suddenly lusting for blood.
Get me over here and help me on the double.
If you don't, there might be some serious trouble.
Could this be that i'm possessed - or is it some kind of curse?

I don't know!

Chorus:
blood moon, blood moon, blood moon
blood moon tonight.

Oh help me quick.
Or...I might just lose it now.
Oh won't you please do something, help me?
It can be anything, just help me please.
My full on darkside is running rampant.

These evil instincts are getting harder to control.
They're taking me to places where mortals don't follow.
I've got the case of the Hessian Hex.
Be careful, or you could be next.

Chorus:
Blood moon, blood moon.
Blood moon, Blood moon,
Blood moon tonight.

Hexes, curses, and supernatural sightings. Are there any other types? Practically triple during a bloodmoon, along with fatalities and of course an increase in my....bloodlust . (Aaaaawr!)

And the curse starts taking it's toll, horrific transformation is most likely to occur.

Along with growling, aggressive behavior, sharpened teeth, and an increase in my...what was it?...(Blood lust!)..... That's right.

The word moon comes from the latin word luna, you know, like in lunatic, lunacy, looney bin!

Or in this case a bloodthirsty Hessian with an overpowering increase in ....bloodlust! (Raaawr!)

Help me now and prevent me from commiting murderous decapitations, i'm starting to lose it from my blood-lusting gory fascination.

Shadows creeping up behind, locked in a state of blood-lust!

Chorus:
Blood moon.
My thoughts are getting dark.
Blood moon, blood moon!
Oh! My teeth are getting sharp!

Blood moon!

I think I hear the call.
Blood mooon!
Makes me want to AAAAAAAAAAR!
Blood moon, blood moon, blood moon tonight
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