Song Parodies -> Jasmine
"Jazzman" Based on the performance by Carole King
"Jasmine" Parody by Little Mike
I used to be known as little Jen, now known as little Mike. I wrote this when I was still a woman/lesbian. A nice fantasy lover song. but who IS Jasmine??? I'll never tell
love me won't you love me
pour your love on me
do it slow, take your time
Jasmine
when Jasmine makes love she does it so complete
she can make it feel like paradise she knows how to please
she has the charm of Ellen Degeneres, butch like kd lang
she'll always keep me satisfied she never lets me hang
Jasmine..make sweet love to me
holding my body close to yours
brings pleasure to me
Jasmine ooohhh Jasmine
when Jasmine makes love and the night is getting young
when I start to call her name she knows her deed is done
she knows just how to touch me and she brings such ecstacy
I'll be moaning like Donna Summer when I know the time is near
Jasmine...make sweet love to me
holding my body close to yours
brings pleasure to me
oh love me won't you love me
kiss me all around
do it slow when you go down Oh Jasmine
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mike - July 14, 2013 - Report this comment
yes
MIKE - May 05, 2023 - Report this comment
BYE ROOM
MICHAEL - May 05, 2023 - Report this comment
BIG BAG OF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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