Song Parodies -> Try Sleeping With A Drunken Fart
"Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart" Based on the performance by Alecia Keys
"Try Sleeping With A Drunken Fart" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter
This parody is about a young lady who is married to an alcoholic, and when she and her husband goes to bed every night, he is always drunk, and he farts a lot in bed. She tells us her story.
Even if you were a million miles away,
I could still smell you in my head,
Farting! Stinky! Kills me.
And even when I'm smokin' my weed.
I can still hear you in my bed,
Stinky, farting - kills me.
And all the time you were killing the flies. Yeah.

So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.

Have you ever tried sleeping with a drunken fart?
Well you can try sleeping in my bed.
Farting! Funky! Nobody ever drop it down like you.
You make me drown. You make my nostrils fall down-down.
But you keep drinking. Farting. I thought you told me,
You'll stop the farting.

Smell is in my eyes. Farting in my face.
And I knew right where it'd get in.
Farting! Funky!
You know that I'll always be in bed with you,
At your rear end.

So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.

Anybody could have told you not to fart.
Why you keep blowing hard?
So now I know your underwear ain't clean.
You just blow up my covers.
Wish I could find a way to break it.
Don't kill me tonight.
I'll make it without you tonight.

So tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
I'm gonna hold onto my eyes - it's that bad.
Tonight I'm gonna find a way to stop it coming out U.
Have you ever slept with a drunken fart?
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MIKE - January 02, 2022 - Report this comment
CELEBRATION
MIKE - September 05, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - August 06, 2023 - Report this comment
IT'S ALICIA
mike - September 04, 2023 - Report this comment
me, tom and craig will have a fire gear race
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