Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!

Have you heard about the new web site?
For pervs like us, too sick for Amiright.
Parodies written by everyone.
About every taboo thing under the sun.
Young and old are doing it, I'm told.
Just one try, and you too will be sold.
It's called WhatFreaks, they're posting there night and day.
Click this link, we'll show you the way.

Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!

There's Jake A Ralphing, South Park Al.
Woody, and Matthias, nasty pals.
Perving all the greatest hits,
To songs about crackwhores and jizz and tits!
John Barry's king of limericks lewd,
Red Ant's a bondage loving dude.
Like Zamorano worded it:
"Let's make a market for this sick shit!"

Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!

Now freak!

I said freak!

Now freak!

Can't write songs to save your ass?
You can still talk dirty, rude, and crass!
Nasty Penguins, check it out.
Debauchery is what it's all about.
Post a horny, kinky fantasy.
Naked pics? We wanna see!
Reveal yourself, it feels real good.
Come join our freaky brotherhood!

Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!
Ah, freak out!
WhatFreaks, WhatFreaks,
Freak out!