"Boys" Based on the performance by Smile.dk
"Toys" Parody by Really Below Average Dave
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Toys, Toys be my Toy
Let me inside your body

Toys, Toys be my Toy
Tonight I'm horny honey

Toys, Toys be my Toy
I wanna be your big dildo
Be my vibrator

Toys, Toys, be my Toy
Please let's get naked honey

Toys, Toys, be my Toy
Because I'm feeling naughty

Toys, Toys be my Toy
I wanna be your big Dildo
Be my vibrator

My naked thighs
Always growing every night
I'll drop my boxers
I'll be bare

I'm gonna cum
I'll pull out
and hit your eyes

I'm shoot it further
This I swear

I'm wanna pump it
From night until dawn

It's time I got it started
So come on energize it

Toys, Toys, be my Toy
Oh c'mon show your body

Toys, Toys be my Toy
You know you need me honey

Toys, Toys be my Toy
My dick's about 8 inches thick
I don't get off quick

Oh what a fright
The black light makes my room glow
I've got cum stains on every wall

and all the toys
laying on the floor are weak
Got to much use
and they weren't free

So now next time I'll use this real one
Oh I can feel it harden
Yeah you can see I'm throbbing

Toys, Toys be my Toy
I'm gonna feel your body

Toys, Toys be my Toy
as you ride on my donkey

Toys, Toys be my Toy
I wanna be your big Dildo
Be my vibrator

Toys, Toys be my Toy
Oh last night was the party

Toys, Toys be my Toy
Banana made some pudding

Toys, Toys be my Toy
I wanna be Your big Dildo
Be my vibrator



Boys is a song made popular largely by Dance Dance Revolution
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Ant - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Not bad.
Matthias - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
DDR. That must stand for Devilish Disturbing Randomness. Good job!!!
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