Song Parodies -> Toys
"Boys" Based on the performance by Smile.dk
"Toys" Parody by Really Below Average Dave . . .
Toys, Toys be my Toy
Let me inside your body Toys, Toys be my Toy Tonight I'm horny honey Toys, Toys be my Toy I wanna be your big dildo Be my vibrator Toys, Toys, be my Toy Please let's get naked honey Toys, Toys, be my Toy Because I'm feeling naughty Toys, Toys be my Toy I wanna be your big Dildo Be my vibrator My naked thighs Always growing every night I'll drop my boxers I'll be bare I'm gonna cum I'll pull out and hit your eyes I'm shoot it further This I swear I'm wanna pump it From night until dawn It's time I got it started So come on energize it Toys, Toys, be my Toy Oh c'mon show your body Toys, Toys be my Toy You know you need me honey Toys, Toys be my Toy My dick's about 8 inches thick I don't get off quick Oh what a fright The black light makes my room glow I've got cum stains on every wall and all the toys laying on the floor are weak Got to much use and they weren't free So now next time I'll use this real one Oh I can feel it harden Yeah you can see I'm throbbing Toys, Toys be my Toy I'm gonna feel your body Toys, Toys be my Toy as you ride on my donkey Toys, Toys be my Toy I wanna be your big Dildo Be my vibrator Toys, Toys be my Toy Oh last night was the party Toys, Toys be my Toy Banana made some pudding Toys, Toys be my Toy I wanna be Your big Dildo Be my vibrator Boys is a song made popular largely by Dance Dance Revolution
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DDR. That must stand for Devilish Disturbing Randomness. Good job!!!
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