Song Parodies -> (I Got the AIDS Down in) Africa
"Africa" Based on the performance by Toto
"(I Got the AIDS Down in) Africa" Parody by Lon
Another in my collection of STD parodies....



I looked for fun one hot horny night
'Cause I had grown so tired of this lonely masturbation
I found a girl to do it right
A local whore who walked the streets on this African vacation
I paid to do her every way
Hoping to drop at least a load or two, then heard my conscience
It spoke to me as if to say, "Worry boy, no condoms were in use"

I should've stopped my cock, and kept it away from you
There are some things that an African street whore should never do
I got the AIDS down in Africa
Gonna take some time to tell my parents what I have

The wild whores hang out in the night
As men solicit paying for some service from their company
I know that what I did ain't bright
As soon as I saw the results from a free clinic test that showed the antibodies
I hope they cure what's now inside, frightened by this virus in my blood

I should've stopped my cock, and kept it away from you
There are some things that an African street whore should never do
I got the AIDS down in Africa
Gonna take some time to tell my parents what I have

Worry boy, no condoms were in use

I should've stopped my cock, and kept it away from you
There are some things that an African street whore should never do
I got the AIDS down in Africa, I got the AIDS down in Africa
I got the AIDS down in Africa, I got the AIDS down in Africa
I got the AIDS down in Africa
Gonna take some time to tell my parents what I have
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A-Dub - January 31, 2013 - Report this comment
Finely crafted, and fair warning to anyone wanting a little "Rumble in the jungle." 5's!
MIKE - January 27, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 21, 2023 - Report this comment
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