I've been screwing around since I don't know when
But I've made up my mind, it must come to an end.
Look at me now, can I stop the burn?
I don't know why, but it suddenly hurts to go
Theres a fire way down below.
Just one drop its really starting to sting.
One more drip and I regret everything. Ooooooh

Gonorrhea, here you come again.
Why why, didn't I prevent you?
Gonorrhea, need a shot again.
My my, hurts when I go whiz, too.
Yes, I've been quite contagious
‘Cause the infection's raging.
So now, to the doctor I must go.
Gonorrhea, now I really know,
My my, it hurts whenever I go.

I've been itching so bad, didn't know what to do.
I can't count all the pills and the creams that I've used.
And when I go, its like pissing fire
I should have known that you're something that won't wash off.
Now I wish I had just jerked off..
Take a leak, oh man its starting to sting.
Just one drop and I regret everything, oooooooh.

Gonorrhea, now you're back again.
Why why, didn't I prevent you?
Gonorrhea, need a shot again.
My my, hurts when I go whiz, too.
I was so brokenhearted
Sad that my legs ever parted
So now, to the doctor I must go.
Gonorrhea, now I'm going to say,
Bye bye, leave me now or never.
Gonorrhea, but if the rubber breaks,
Bye bye, doesn't mean forever.

Gonorrhea, you'll come back again.
My My, how can I prevent you?
Gonorrhea, need a shot again.
My my, on the penicillin too.
Yes, I have learned my lesson
Big box of Trojans I'm getting.
So now, to the drugstore I must go.
Gonorrhea, now I really know,
My my, it hurts whenever I go.