Song Parodies -> Arouse Yourself
This would be on the soundtrack to the porn vid, "8 Inch"
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To bang every chick you ever wanted - one porn shoot Would you man up for it? Or just let it go limp? Yo His balls are sweaty, dick reeks, breath is heavy There's jism on his pecker already, that's from Betty's Lip service, but he's refurbished; he looks hard and ready To fuck blondes, but he keeps on forgetting To choke down, the cock ring slips around He aims for her mouth, but the sperm won't come out It's broken, how? Ain't nobody's soakin' now The cock's flat out, just pull up your trou! Snap back to reality, oh he poked flaccidly No, he's no rabbit, he choked His gonads'll be shown in no magazines, Though he don't have it, he knows he'll go back to the Soap and cold Vaseline, grope his bone passively, Slowly grow massive, he knows When he goes back to his home alone, that's when it's Shag the Black Lab again yo, it's bestiality Better go capture this video and hope his bone lasts him You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! The load's escaping, through this hole he's reshaping This girl is mine for the taking Make me schwing, I see a whore that, you can afford her A normal wife is borin, with stupid condoms; s'posed to go score'em. It only grows harder, Naomi grows hotter He blows it all over her toes, it's all on him Coast to coast hoes, he's know as the whoremonger Low she goes, God only knows He's blown never at home, she don't bother He goes home and do you suppose his own daughter Throwed her clothes off and rode her own father? He's close to rock bottom, proposing bold sodomy Moved on to the homo who blows He's so gross, the old codger. Yo, it's so hard when your hole has been sold I suppose it's gold, partna', but the peep show's on And your homies go watch her. You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! Yo, freeze frame, I'ma change what you call strange Bare this mothafuckin tool, y'all, with two balls shaved I was mainstream in the beginning, this dude's all changed I been strung up and shit on and lubed onstage But I quit whinin' and went right in the wet diaper Best believe somebody's playin' the butt wiper All the shame inside amplified by the fact That I can't get a rise from my 9.5 Inch pecker, lyin' right beside of my wife; and I'd gladly Demand a hot tramp who's tanned and quite ripened And make porn movies, to show Michelle Pfeiffer, she is my type And this dick is so hard, and it's getting even harder Dyin' to please and scatter my seed, plus be the larger Cock up between Deana Carter's legs and eat Madonna, Lady Gaga wants some creamin' on, then two hits of marijuana Crunk on the pot, then even gay is hot, and he's Shot in me to the point, I leave a trail, I've got to defecate a lot or jizz in my tail will rot. Erection's my only mothafuckin option, to nail the spot Wanna fuck you, cuz this male is hot to show I will not go cold in famous twat! So when I'm blowin' my shot, meat fail me not, This may be the only porno movie gig that I got. You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! You best arouse yourself in the pussy, your boner Is swollen, you're just about to let it go You're due for the cum shot, do not miss your chance to blow Your gob o' jismy load; fuck in the limelight! You can screw anyone you wish to grind to, man Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Your best one EVER!!! :-D
I agree!! You took this stuff to a "hole" new level, Andrew!
Fantastic work, from a song very difficult to parody.
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