Song Parodies -> I Just Want Some Breakfast
"We Belong Together" Based on the performance by Mariah Carey
"I Just Want Some Breakfast" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter This song parody is about a beautiful, young, and impressionable young lady who cannot cook. She's married to a guy who can cook, but doesn't like to. Neither does his wife like to shop, or do anything for that matter, because she is lazy also. The problem is that she wants to have breakfast every morning, and begs her husband to cook breakfast for her every morning, besides the fact that she won't even help her husband do the grocery shopping.
I really mean it when I tell you I don't wanna go.
I should have stayed at home last night when you went to the store. I didn't do nothing, I was useless, don't like shopping lest I'm buying for myself. You like to laugh and call me fat, my belly's like a tub. No hesitating when it's time for me to get some grub. I can't cook for you, can't cook for me, I can't cook anything. You cook food well. The bacon that you're frying got my nose and mouth so moist. Baby, you gotta cook for me, Honey you have no choice. Or what I wouldn't give for pig ears fried or casian fries. Right here. Now baby.. Morning time is time for me to eat. Need you fix that meal for me. I can't fry an egg so you need to make the breakfast. What else can I chew on, my meat's too tough. Who's gonna cook for me the mornings I get up. Who's gonna feed my face, there ain't nobody else. Oh, baby Baby, I just want some breakfast. I can't eat at night when I'm down on my side with a package of Oreos. Good cookies. If you think I'm hungry now.. Wait a minute. It is what I eat, I eat. I gotta change my diet. so I Put some chicken on my plate, and I began to feed my face. I am impressionable, but I wish I was smart. I tried to bake You a cake, but it was falling apart. Now, I don't know what the hell I'm doing, I'm burning things crying trying to figure out what the hell I did wrong. My screws are missing. And my cooking I won't eat it. I'll commit suicide.I won't feed you, You need your life, baby. Morning time is time for me to eat. Need you fix that meal for me. I can't fry an egg so you need to make the breakfast. What else can I chew on. My meat's too tough. Who's gonna cook for me the mornings I get up. Who's gonna feed my face. We gotta get it together. Oh, baby, I just want some breakfast. Morning time is time for me to eat. Need you fix that meal for me. I can't fry an egg so you need to make the breakfast. What else can I chew on. My meat's too tough. Who's gonna cook for me the mornings I get up. Who's gonna feed my face. There ain't nobody else. Oh, baby, Baby, I just want some breakfast. If I knew how to sing well, I would have recorded this parody with the background music, and I have had people lie to me and tell me that I can sing well. The truth is that I cannot sing at all.
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