Song Parodies -> I Met A Whore In The Park One Day
"The Ants Go Marching " Based on the performance by Traditional
"I Met A Whore In The Park One Day " Parody by Logan Riley AKA Dick Hammerbush!
First Time so don't be too harsh!
I Met A whore in the park one day
Hoorah, Hoorah
I Met a whore in the park one day
Hoorah, Hoorah
I met a whore in the park one day
She said "Hey Soldier you wanna lay"?
Get in Get out quit fuckin about
Hoorah, Hoorah
I shoved my dick into her mouth
hoorah, hoorah
I shoved my dick into her mouth
hoorah, hoorah
I shoved my dick into her mouth
She said "MHMHHHMMMM"
Get in get out quit fuckin about
hoorah, hoorah
I put her in a wooden box
hoorah, hoorah
I put her in a wooden box
hoorah, hoorah
I put her in a wooden box
For suckin to many soldiers cocks
Get in get out quit fuckin about
hoorah, hoorah
I dig her up every now and then
hoorah, hoorah
I dig her up evry now and then
hoorah, hoorah
I dig her up every now and then
She did me before she'd fuck me again
Get in get out quit fuckin' about
hoorah, hoorah
Now that poor soldier he went to hell
hoorah, hoorah
Now that poor soldier he went to hell
hoorah, hoorah
Now that poor soldier he went to hell
He fucked the devil his wives as well
Get in get out quit fuckin about
hoorah, hoorah, HOORAH!



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John Doe - February 26, 2019 - Report this comment
The last line of each stanza/verse is problematic here in terms of pacing (and also leaves two phrases out entirely). I would suggest that the writer go to youtube and listen carefully to the original to see what I mean by this. Other than that, this was funny as hell, a great concept, but it still needs work.
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