He had a belt around his neck
And his dick was in his hand
Had a batman mask pushed on his face
He looked like a madman
His partner knew the safeword
It was black jellybeans
But when he said that awkward phrase all I heard was I need more K-Y jelly please!

And we knew this was a bad idea
From the moment we conceived it
What the hell were we thinkin?
Just trying to not pass out too damn soon
I should have known this kind of feeling
Of auto-erotic asphyxiation
Blown away and barely breathing
I soon came and it was over
Now I've got a question
What happened to my boner?

The rest of those days
Turned into long spanking nights
So glad I took that ecstacy
Just like Huthence did amidst all the strobe lights
And with that gag in his mouth
Well he just couldn't speak
He slurred the safeword
Now wondering where Robin is
Knowing he's probly pounding his meat

And we knew this was a bad idea
From the moment we conceived it
What the hell were we thinkin?
Just trying to not pass out too damn soon
I should have known that kind of feeling
Of auto-erotic asphyxiation
Blown away and barely breathing
I soon came and it was over
Now I've got a question
What happened to my boner?

It's like a nightmare playin over and over
In my mind I still have a boner
Glad I'm in the tub to shoot my wad all over

And we knew this was a bad idea
From the moment we conceived it
What the hell were we thinkin?
Just trying to not pass out too damn soon
I should have known this kind of feeling
Of auto-erotic asphyxiation
Blown away and barely breathing
I soon came and it was over
Now I've got a question
Still got a question
What happened to my boner?
What happened to my boner?