Song Parodies -> Sex Cheat (Rap)
"Car Thief" Based on the performance by Beastie Boys
"Sex Cheat (Rap)" Parody by Pussy Assrocket And The Porno
Hello it's me, I'm Captain Thin
I'm the biggest fucking shit you ever see
Don't backchat and don't erase Don't be a little shit like I'm 15 it's time to start this fucking show

This show is at KFC in Boston
there's some 2 brunettes that I've never met before
there's a stripclub in the back
when I've finished eating shit, I go there with my ladies
So be a sex cheat and I kiss myself

All in all i'm just a sex cheat
All in all i'm just a sex cheat
All in all i'm just a sex cheat
Better luck next time

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