Song Parodies -> I Will Survive
"I Will Survive" Based on the performance by Gloria Gaynor
"I Will Survive" Parody by Parody Princess
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong.
I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are. Another lie.
Yeah, you said you had a Big Mac but you brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream.
I should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go! Walk out the door.
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then show up with 1.4!
Did you think I wouldn't notice, think I wouldn't find it out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say that size don't count??!!

Oh no now I, I will survive!
Yeah, as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I can finally get good sex,
from a boyfriend of latex!
I will survive! I will survive!
hey hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your tiny weiner standing tall and proud!
And I spent oh so many nights just wondering if I'd find the beef.
I used to cry.. But now I've got my plastic guy..
So you see me, I'm by myself.
I keep my new electric boyfriend on the bathroom shelf.
I said to hell with all your problems and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for my cordless multispeed!

Go on now - go! Walk out the door.
There's twice the man that you were
Sitting in my nightstand drawer.
I don't have to stroke his ego, I don't have to wash his socks.
And if he breaks, I got a backup boyfriend, still new in the box!

Oh I, I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have duracell,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I can always find that spot,
Cause he never needs to stop!
I will survive! I will survive!

Oh
Go on now - go! Walk out the door.

Now that your gone, I, don't have pathetic nookie anymore.
I don't have to watch pro football, I don't have to meet his mom.
And if I gain 5 pounds, he still gonna think that I'm the bomb…

Oh I, I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive!
If the batteries run down,
There's a wal-mart there in town,
I will survive,
I will survive,
I will survive!!
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Doc Woody - May 29, 2010 - Report this comment
It looks like you've made a few alterations, but this parody is already up on WF, credited to "anonymous." Was that you all along? If so, excellent work! This is one of my all time favorite parodies not written by me! If not, D'OH! you've been caught dumpster diving for recycled material ;-)
Parody Princess - June 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I made up this song 6 years ago. I have heard many different versions of it, but as far as I know, mine is the original. it was my first one.. no dumpster diving here!
Lon - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Once again you have lived up to your title. Great work! Love the Duracel line. I had an idea for this one called "I Will Muff Dive." Regarding my Journey song, I hate hearing it in karaoke, too, which is why I now sing MY version to hopefully retire the original!
Parody Princess - June 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks guys.
Andrea - August 04, 2014 - Report this comment
Going to have a blast singing this one for the Princess' loyal subject in a week or two at his request ... hope she gets to see it!
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Mitch - August 23, 2023 - Report this comment
Fantastic work!
MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
FANTASTIC WORK!!!
MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - September 15, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - January 01, 2024 - Report this comment
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SWIM TEAM RACE
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ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIREFIGHTER GEAR RACE
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