Song Parodies -> Tiny Pecker
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Three inch woody, on my best day, shorter than her hand Half-inch wide, no denial, my Johnson is such a sham Micropenis, now in between us---I feel like half a man And when I'm in her, she doesn't feel me, tiny pecker has no fans Penis pumps won't pump it up Trying everything I can Looking down she just laughs My length and width are really bad My birth defect, limp or erect When I'm having to undress Searching on she finds my schlong She can't believe it's fully grown And it's so embarassing When I fuck with small junk Inside of you, and you can't feel me When I press deeply, deeply Plunge her deeper tiny pecker Try to fill her entry way-ay You haven't even reached her G-spot You're still a few inches away Plunge her deeper tiny pecker Try to fill her entry way-ay You haven't even reached her G-spot You're still a few inches away Three inch woody, on my best day, shorter than her hand Half-inch wide, no denial, my Johnson is such a sham Micropenis, now in between us---I feel like half a man And when I'm in her, she doesn't feel me, tiny pecker has no fans And it's so embarassing When I fuck with small junk Inside of you, and you can't feel me When I press deeply, deeply Plunge her deeper tiny pecker Try to fill her entry way-ay You haven't even reached her G-spot You're still a few inches away Plunge her deeper tiny pecker Try to fill her entry way-ay You haven't even reached her G-spot You're a still few inches away Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Micropenis - LOL! Perhaps it's biographical of Elton John instead!
HOLD ME CLOSER TONY DANZA
WELL WE'RE GONNA TAKE THEN DOWN WITH USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
microp***s lol perhaps its biographical of elton john insteaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddheyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE GEAR RACE
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