Song Parodies -> The Old Masturbator
"The Old Master Painter" Based on the performance by Frank Sinatra
"The Old Masturbator" Parody by Cap'n X
The Old Masturbator from the faraway hills,
He loves to jack off to his Playboy stills No woman wants him 'cause he's too damn old, That's why he fluids to a centerfold No guilty feelings ever come his way, 'Cause he heard Doctor Ruth say, it's okay Still pumps it up without Viagra pills, That Old Masturbator from the faraway hills Now comes his mastur piece and when he is thru, He zips up his "Seven" and he wipes his shoe Just a dirty old man on a dirty old day, The Old Masturbator from the hills faraway Just a dirty old man on a dirty old day, The Old Masturbator from the hills far...a...way Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Love a good Ol' Blue Balls parody ;-) the 50's and early 60's were such an innocent time, so parodies from that era are even funnier.
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