Song Parodies -> The Old Masturbator
"The Old Master Painter" Based on the performance by Frank Sinatra
"The Old Masturbator" Parody by Cap'n X
The Old Masturbator from the faraway hills,
He loves to jack off to his Playboy stills
No woman wants him 'cause he's too damn old,
That's why he fluids to a centerfold

No guilty feelings ever come his way,
'Cause he heard Doctor Ruth say, it's okay
Still pumps it up without Viagra pills,
That Old Masturbator from the faraway hills

Now comes his mastur piece and when he is thru,
He zips up his "Seven" and he wipes his shoe
Just a dirty old man on a dirty old day,
The Old Masturbator from the hills faraway

Just a dirty old man on a dirty old day,
The Old Masturbator from the hills far...a...way
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Doc Woody - March 01, 2011 - Report this comment
Love a good Ol' Blue Balls parody ;-) the 50's and early 60's were such an innocent time, so parodies from that era are even funnier.
MIKE - April 09, 2023 - Report this comment
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MIKE - October 14, 2023 - Report this comment
LOVE A GOOD OLE BLUE BALLS PARODY]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] THE 50S AND EARLY 60S WERE SUCH AN INNOCENT TIME SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PARODIES FROM THAT ERA are even funnierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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