Song Parodies -> Pubic Hair
"Teddy Bear" Based on the performance by Elvis Presley
"Pubic Hair" Parody by The Offenders
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Baby let me eat
Your lovely pubic hair
Put your knees around my neck
And plant my face down there
Oh let me eat
Your - pubic hair

My tongue wants to be inside ya
And taste your sweet love stuff
You know that I'm always trying
I'm trying 'cause I just can't get enough

I just want to eat
Your pubic hair
Put your knees around my neck
And plant my face down there
Oh let me eat
Your - pubic hair

Baby let me eat
Your little pink delight
Run my tongue right through your hair
And maybe take a bite
Oh let me eat
Your - pubic hair

My tongue wants to be inside ya
And taste your sweet love stuff
You know that I'm always trying
I'm trying 'cause I just can't get enough

I just want to eat
Your pubic hair
Put your knees around my neck
And plant my face down there
Oh let me eat
Your - pubic hair
Oh let me eat
Your - pubic hair
I just want to eat your pubic hair

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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
TAKE IT KEN
MIKE - December 30, 2022 - Report this comment
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