Song Parodies -> Paternal Shame
"Eternal Flame" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"Paternal Shame" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
I'm a guy, love jerking off my hard thing
Wanted cash for boner-beating, sperm in high demand Whacked off in a cup, sold for procreating, How'd I end up with paternal shame? I was told anonymity, no strings Clinic messed up record keeping, gave the chicks my name Now the calls come in, a hundred kids and counting Hey, too much wanking makes paternal shame. Changed my name, it's child support they claim Why was I so horny? Yanked for bucks to buy role-play games Now my wads are over-breeding. Oh.... [break] Don't know why my sperm count was so high All those kids but no chance to lick a clit or feel a thigh, Can't control the pots I'm seeding (3X) Listen, guys - don't fall for the trap Of greed and masturbation - when you need new games Don't be dumb like me, no XBox is worth breeding Or you might end up with paternal shame. Your Vote Counts
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