Song Parodies -> Paternal Shame
"Eternal Flame" Based on the performance by The Bangles
"Paternal Shame" Parody by Captain Bootylicious
I'm a guy, love jerking off my hard thing
Wanted cash for boner-beating, sperm in high demand
Whacked off in a cup, sold for procreating,
How'd I end up with paternal shame?

I was told anonymity, no strings
Clinic messed up record keeping, gave the chicks my name
Now the calls come in, a hundred kids and counting
Hey, too much wanking makes paternal shame.

Changed my name, it's child support they claim
Why was I so horny? Yanked for bucks to buy role-play games
Now my wads are over-breeding.
Oh....

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Don't know why my sperm count was so high
All those kids but no chance to lick a clit or feel a thigh,
Can't control the pots I'm seeding

(3X)
Listen, guys - don't fall for the trap
Of greed and masturbation - when you need new games
Don't be dumb like me, no XBox is worth breeding
Or you might end up with paternal shame.
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