Song Parodies -> More Than A Woman
"More Than A Woman" Based on the performance by Bee Gees
"More Than A Woman" Parody by Jagged Little Dyl
what can i say? this song's about the errs of co-ed sports. read all about 'em at www.thelessergender.com
oh, girl, i know your gender well
it needs a growth-hormone each day
it's never eating like the boys
but how you say your gender's great

what is weird, you're winning life's
a part of nothing guys do
who wants you turning great to slight
unlikely the team sees gold in you

seeing your arms, i see no manly might
you so demand your chance with men
but tits might move us down, my team might just die

oh, make a ball-league feat'ring ladies, you can't play with guys
you can't make us better cuz you're little and you're slight

more than a woman, more than a woman we need
more than a woman, sure ain't a woman we need
you're just a woman, oh oh oh

there's a scorning/holy truth, and equal roles they just might prove to be
unlikely seen or felt and existing in dreams she gets
reflecting how my team will do, thinking about most females, well
i know that in a thousand years, we'll scorn the cunts with loser-strength

little-ones always, hey, and for all time
spinning her lowly strength, she knows
that if guys bruise her they'd know she's a lie

oh, make a ball-league feat'ring ladies, you can't live a lie
you can't make us better cuz you're little for all time

more than a woman, more than a woman we need
more than a woman, sure ain't a woman we need
you're just a woman, oh oh oh
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