Song Parodies -> I Want A Girl As A Gift
"Habits (Stay High)" Based on the performance by Tove Lo
"I Want A Girl As A Gift" Parody by Cameron Franklin
Alright everyone, for my next holiday parody is a parody of Tove Lo's debut hit song, "Habits (Stay High", and it's called "I Want A Girl As A Gift". This take on the Tove Lo song expresses a man's desire of wanting such a hot, beautiful girl as a gift for Christmas. And I hope that all of you will love it as much as I have enjoyed writing this song. So enjoy and please give my Tove Lo parody lots of love
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho
Ho ho ho

During my whole entire life
I have been getting toys and games
And all of that just made me simply so glad
I know that i've been satisfied
With all the gifts I wanted all night
On Christmas Eve and that's because I acted like a kid

But now, i'm just all grown up
And now ready for something more
A very awesome gift that I won't ever forget
A totally sexy woman who fucks me better than any girl

And that is why
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that'll put a smile on my face
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh
I want a Barbie
That's life sized and fuckable
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh

I don't want anything else
A sexy girl will help
And i'm fine with that
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that's my only wish
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh

Everybody can call me crazy
But that's really just me
And I am ready for a girl who's ready to fuck
Especially an Asian girl will help
With friends that they can go tell

And that is why
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that'll put a smile on my face
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh
I want a Barbie
That's life sized and fuckable
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh

I don't want anything else
A sexy girl will help
And i'm fine with that
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that's my only wish
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh

I hope that Santa will hear me
That's all I want under my tree
I just want a living doll
And nothing else and that is all
Ooh oh yeah

I hope that Santa will hear me
That's all I want under my tree
Ooh oh yeah
I just want a living doll
And nothing else and that is all

You know that's why
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that'll put a smile on my face
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh
I want a Barbie
That's life sized and fuckable
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh

I don't want anything else
A sexy girl will help
And i'm fine with that
I want a girl as a gift this Christmas
And that's my only wish
Whoa ooh oh, whoa ooh oh
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