Song Parodies -> Crack House
"Brick House" Based on the performance by Commodores
"Crack House" Parody by Parody Princess
Uh. Mm, mm, mm
Ow She's a crack house.
She's such a junkie, her teeth are all falling out.
Yeah She's a crack house
She's loves the crack and that's a fact,
earns her money on her back.

Ow She's a crack house
Ho's for money everybody knows,
and this is how the story goes.

This ho will do anything
that you want her to, but you gotta pay, yeah, yeah.
She's kinda loose from all the use.
36 times a day! Ow! Shoulda used your hand!

Ow She's a crack house.
She's such a junkie, her teeth are all rotted out.
Yeah She's a crack house
She's loves the crack and that's a fact,
earns her money on her back.

Ow She's a crack house.
She's such a junkie, her teeth are all falling out.
Ow She's a crack house
Yeah she's the one, you call upon.
When you wanna get your freak on.

Those needle marks, Those skinned up knees.
Better hope you don't catch a disease, yeah, yeah.
This girl's a pro, she knows what you need.
For twenty bucks she'll get right down on her knees!

'Cause She's a crack house.
She's such a junkie, her teeth are all falling out.
Ow a crack house
She's loves the crack and that's a fact,
earns her money on her back.

Yow

Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock, rock, rock.
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke a rock now
Smoke a rock, smoke it.

Crack. House.

Yeah she's mighty skanky,
Her teeth are all falling out.
Ow a crack house,
Yeah she's the one, you go pick up.
When you ain't getting none at home.

Yeah
She's a ho, she's a ho now.
She's a ho, she's a ho now.
She's a ho, she's a ho now.
She's a ho, she's a ho now, now.

Smokin' crack, smokin' crack now.
Smokin' crack, smokin' crack now.
Smokin' crack, smokin' crack now.
Smokin' crack, smokin' crack now
Smokin' crack, Smoke It!

Ow a crack. House..
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MIKE - January 23, 2022 - Report this comment
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