Song Parodies -> Hey There Vagina
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Hey There Vagina
Hey there vagina, what's it like beneath those titties? Are you shaved and looking pretty With a piercing in your clitty, do you smell? You make my penis have to swell, oh can't you tell? Hey there vagina, I'll increase a few more inches So that I can bridge the distance as you slowly fill with liquid Spread your thighs, I've almost reached my biggest size It's no surprise Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat When you squeeze my meat Hey there vagina, I know I am getting hard And then I'll push upon your cervix as I stick it really far You'll get it good, you're gonna like my pecker wood, as well you should Hey there vagina, will you make me wear a condom? 'Cause you'll barely even feel me with that rubber in between us, it's the truth I'll hold my semen back from you, I will not spew Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Your period is never fun But don't you worry, I'll still cum It feels the same to me either way I'll stick a towel right under us And then your blood won't stain my sheets, you know I just cleaned them the other day Vagina I can promise you That by the time I shoot my goo My balls will never ever be the same And you're to blame Hey there vagina Please be true, and don't you fake it 'Cause I don't want to have to eat you But I'll be sure to lick your clit if I do You know it's all because of you I spend all the money that I do Hey there vagina it's for you It's all for you Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat Oh, it's when you squeeze my meat When you squeeze my meat Your Vote Counts
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