Song Parodies -> Suckin' My Big Fat Boner
"Livin' La Vida Loca" Based on the performance by Ricky Martin
"Suckin' My Big Fat Boner" Parody by Lon Check out my website and visit me on youtube by searching for "smashing rumpkins." You'll be glad you did!
She's into masturbation
Big cocks and blow up dolls I feel a premonition That girl's gonna lick my balls She watches porno stations All night on the cable box She's got a new addiction That girl's got a thing for cocks She opened up her big mouth and then closed it on my vein She wouldn't spread her pussy lips but I liked it just the same Oh my God, I think I came (Oh no!) Up and down her throat She's suckin' my big fat boner Her mouth is gonna bloat Suckin' my big fat boner Her lips are smeared with cum From the sperm of my big donor She will dry me out Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Woke up beside her pussy With a funky tuna smell She made me hot, and she made me horny She made my dick really have to swell She always swallows semen Drinks it down just like champagne If she bit into my cock right now she could cause it lots of pain Like a broken candy cane (On no!) Up and down her throat She's suckin' my big fat boner Her mouth is gonna bloat Suckin' my big fat boner Her lips are smeared with cum From the sperm of my big donor She will dry me out Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner She always swallows semen Drinks it down just like champagne If she bit into my cock right now she could cause it lots of pain Like a broken candy cane (Oh no!) Up and down her throat She's suckin' my big fat boner Her mouth is gonna bloat' Suckin' my big fat boner Her lips are smeared with cum From the sperm of my big donor She will dry me out Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner Suckin' my big fat boner, baby Suckin' my big fat boner Your Vote Counts
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA LA VIII THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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