Song Parodies -> I'll Be A Slave
"Let's Misbehave" Based on the performance by Cole Porter
"I'll Be A Slave" Parody by MHJ One of the best stanzas Cole Porter wrote during his career was: "They say that spring / Means just one thing / To little lovebirds. / We're not above birds! / Let's misbehave." Well, you just can't top that. So here's a just-for-fun parody.
Juggling more than one career
Not for me Want a change of atmosphere Need Plan B Most important problem is that I have to pay for food! Seems I'll spend my life just getting well-screwed. I worked all day For little pay But now I've no jobs. ... I'll give out blowjobs! I'll be a slave. Just wait and learn How quick I'll turn From blameless bent boy To shameless rent boy! I'll be a slave. I used to tell old trolls With pedo-goals To fuck off. Now that I'm sad and broke Each fat, old bloke I'll suck off! Unlike these slobs, My part-time jobs Were so sporadic. I'll suck some dad-dick! I'll be a slave. I'll just ignore Those 'anti-whore' Christian campaigners. I'll sell my 'anurz'! I'll be a slave. I'll offer 'mouth' And 'go down south' For seven quid, ya? I'll risk Chlamydia! I'll be a slave. For just a few quid more I'll let them gore My butthole. For any more than that It doesn't matt- -er what hole! So to prevent My flow of rent From getting stagnant, I'll get bum-'pragnant'! I'll be a slave!!! Download the midi here: http://pitt-payne.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=search&query=let\'s%20misbehave
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