So gay
You walk around with a fanny pack
You'd like a tube steak in your crack
You couldn't be more gay

So gay
You'd like to butt fuck Charlie Sheen
And whack off to Honcho magazine
And you're so damn gay

Why do you wear women's underwear?
Why do you shave off your pubic hair?
You've never been in a warm pussy
You only like to take it anally

So gay
How much cock have you really had?
Bet Richard Simmons is your dad
'Cause I'm pretty sure he's gay

So gay
You like sphincters a la mode
Spend your nights at the Mother Load
And you're so damn gay

Why do you wear women's underwear?
Why do you shave off your pubic hair?
You've never been in a warm pussy
You only like to take it anally

Someone said you ate a schlong
Someone said you licked some balls
Someone said you like gay bars
Is that the place where you belong?

Gaydar is not wrong
I'm sure you're gay
Gaydar is so strong
I'm sure you're gay, you're gay, you're gay

So gay
You walk around with a fanny pack
You'd like a tube steak in your crack
You couldn't be more gay

So gay
You'd like to butt fuck Charlie Sheen
And whack off to Honcho magazine
And you're so damn gay

And you're so damn gay
And you're so damn gay
And you're so damn gay