Welcome to the dung-hole; come sully your name!
We'll do anything we want; you get to take the blame.
You're in the sewer of the world; but now it's your disgrace.
Soon we'll be tossing our Oreos right in your face.

In this dung-hole; welcome to our dung-hole!
Now your predecessor's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freed, freed!
Oh yeah! He's gonna watch you bleed!

Welcome to the dung-hole! We'll knife your back each day;
Might just stick it to your front because that's the way we play!
We are the traitors' circle jerk, all murderers and thieves;
Everything we do here gives constituents the heaves!

Sniff my bung-hole; welcome to the dung-hole!
Go buy--buy--buy--buy vaseline!
Oh, yeah! You're gonna be our queen!

Welcome to the dung-hole; you'll be dirked every-which-way.
We're all scarred and hardened criminals in the Congress where we play!
For now this wicked world is your enemy including your own party:
We're gonna rip you limb from limb, but no, you didn't hear that from me.

Stinking dung-hole; welcome to the dung-hole!
It's even worse than you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dreamed, dreamed!
Ooh... You're so gonna get reamed!

You're floating high, but soon all your hopes will be sucked down
soaked brown, stuffed down, stunk-drowned... Yeah!!!

You know where you are!?
You're in the White House, scabie!
You're gonna fry-eee!

In this dung-hole; welcome to our dung-hole!
Now your predecessor's f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-freed, freed!
Sniff my bung-hole; welcome to the dung-hole!
Go buy--buy--buy--buy vaseline!
Stinking dung-hole; welcome to the dung-hole!
It's even worse than you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dreamed, dreamed!

Now here's your dung-hole; welcome to your bung-hole!
Where we make you toss your--

You're gonna suck it down! Hugggh!