Song Parodies -> That's 'Cause You're Gay
"That's Amore" Based on the performance by Dean Martin
"That's 'Cause You're Gay" Parody by Silver Power How does a guy know whether he's gay or not?
When your girlfriend has seen your Playgirl magazine, that's cause you're gay
When you masturbate to, yes, a short man named Drew, that's cause you're gay When you opt out-of-awesome-sex, with-your-wife-or-ex, for a mexican fella You are gay, very-very-gay, very-very-gay, like a drag Cinderella When you take a girl out, and unbutton YOUR blouse, that's cause you're gay And whenever you pay for a gigalo, gay like a dove On your girlfriend, you cheat, drive her car just to meet your man Jogre* Your wee-wee, don't go free, when you see, nude girlie, that's cause you're gay When you sit by yourself, and your gaydar goes off, that's cause you're gay When at night in your dreams, you make love to ChuckyG, that's cause you're gay Use the can, and-you-hear-a-man, zipper-down-his-pants, you get wood like a willow Wife don't know, tippy-tippy-toe, meet-a-guy-named-Joe, you fluff him like a pillow When a man makes you drool, mouth waters like a pool, that's cause you're gay When you dance and make love, to songs by Culture Club, you're... Wooow. You have NO taste in music. When you tell your friend Paul, that you don't watch football, you watch ballet. Scuzza me, don't you see? Just agree, I decree, that's cause you're gay. [Repeat last verse]. *No hablo espanol? Jogre is pronounced 'Horr Hay', thus, fits the rhyme scheme. So take that, and stuff. [I'm not homophobic, nor do I hate gay people] [[Strained rhymes are abound, I realize.]]
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