Song Parodies -> I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas
"Hello" Based on the performance by Adele
"I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas" Parody by Cameron Franklin OK, i'm back again for another hot holiday parody of yet another smash hit from this year. And it's none other than "Hello" by Adele. And this is called "I Want Teenage Girls For Christmas". In this parody, an adult man asks for teenage girls for Christmas in the best way that he knows how. And since this is a no judgment zone for songs about teenage girls, I have decided to go ahead and rub this one out. Anyways, enjoy it and please give it lots of love as always
I know
That this sounds crazy But this gift for the holidays Looks very right to me I don't need video games Or even movies And no, I don't need a smart phone All of that is lame I need something That is way much better And can keep a smile right on my face Forever and ever I know it seems Very impossible But I just need a whole lot of girls Who really like to have fun I ain't going For all those MILFs Or even some barely legal girls No way Jose I want teenage girls for Christmas With nice titties and sexy asses Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down I wanna eat that teen pussy 'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now I prefer Hot fourteen year olds Because they really know how To go out there and have some fun I just want to Fuck their tight pussies So fucking good and so fucking hard Until they're screaming for me I am ready To see what they can do And make them open up their legs Just for me of course I want teenage girls for Christmas With nice titties and sexy asses Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down I wanna eat that teen pussy 'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now Oh yeah I want them right now I gotta have them somehow And I heard that they like to go downtown That's right I want teenage girls for Christmas With nice titties and sexy asses Yes, I know that it's wrong but you just gotta hear me out I am absolutely ready to have fun and go right down I wanna eat that teen pussy 'Cause it's so damn tasty enough for me Now Santa, please don't get me all wrong right here I want some jailbait hotties to last all year right now http://www.facebook.com/partymix2011
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