MEAN MR. MAC

Mean Mr. Mac
stabs in the back
roids in his sack
trying to stay dapper.

Shaves his nutsac without class
Thinks he's young but he's crass
Keeps a corncob stuck up his ass.

Such a mean McMahon
Such a mean McMahon

His daughter Steph
Visits porn shops
she never stops
she's a ho-heifer.

Tells H that he is the king
Always gonna get him some bling
Always sucking on Hunter's ween.

Such a dirty McMahon
A dirty McMahon

STEPHANIE MCMAHON

Well you should see Stephanie McMahon
She's so heavy and she looks like a man
you should see Vince in drag, dressed in polythene bags
Well you should see Stephanie McMahon
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in muumuus and sacks
She's willy-nilly when she's smoking ten packs
She's the kind of chick that will suck any dick
Yes you can say her clit is really a prick
Yeah, yeah, yeah

SHE CAME IN THROUGH THE ALL-BLACK RING ROPES

She came in through the all-black ring ropes
Protected by a dumb baboon
But now she sucks a dick and wonders
It's really cool to have this silver spoon.

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Hunter's getting hummed by Vinnie.
Vinnie's getting hummed by Whee.

She said she always has the answer
She can suck 15 dicks a day.
And though she thought she had the answer
Well we knew what she could not say.

So Vince talked to John Cena.
Told him that he's gonna do the job.
And though he was the champion
He wasn't McMahon, so he would have to job

Didn't anybody tell her?
Didn't anybody see?
Hunter's getting hummed by Vinnie.
Vinnie's getting hummed by Whee.