Song Parodies -> Santa Tell Me (Adult Version)
"Santa Tell Me" Based on the performance by Ariana Grande
"Santa Tell Me (Adult Version)" Parody by Cameron Franklin
OK, ladies and gentlemen, i'm now putting a extremely X-rated spin on Ariana Grande's amazing holiday tune, "Santa Tell Me". Prepare yourselves for the best holiday parody yet. Enjoy everyone!!!!!!!!!!
Santa tell me I got a hot party girl
Because it wouldn't be the same if she isn't in my world
Santa tell me if she's really here
And if she absolutely doesn't, I will just end up in tears

I really need a girl
Who parties so damn hard
And hasn't had any single fucks to give
Right from the start

She likes to get fucked up
And get naked every time
Plus, she absolutely likes to get laid
And that's because

I want
Someone better
And I gotta have her
'Cause i'm ready to fuck, yeah

Santa tell me I got a hot party girl
Because it wouldn't be the same if she isn't in my world
Santa tell me if she's really here
And if she absolutely doesn't, I will just end up in tears

I'm about to go insane
And I don't know what to do
I'm so fucking ready to pop that cherry
Just one single day soon

I wanna fuck her now
And I wanna make her go down
Everyone knows that she can blow
Every day of the week and

I want
To feel her sexy lips
Wrapped around my hard dick
I gotta fuck her face, uh-huh

Santa tell me I got a hot party girl
Because it wouldn't be the same if she isn't in my world
Santa tell me if she's really here
And if she absolutely doesn't, I will just end up in tears

There are so many beautiful girls around the world
And honestly, I absolutely can't pick just one
I just want to go all out
Because that's what i'm about, oh yeah

Hell fucking yeah
She's gotta be, she's gotta be with me

Santa tell me I got a hot party girl (I got a hot party girl)
Because it wouldn't be the same if she isn't in my world (if she isn't in my world)
Santa tell me if she's really here (oh yeah)
And if she absolutely doesn't, I will just end up in tears (oh ooh oh)

Santa tell me I got a hot party girl (oh yeah, yeah)
Because it wouldn't be the same if she isn't in my world (it wouldn't be the same, no)
Santa tell me if she's really here (please tell me)
And if she absolutely doesn't, I will just end up in tears (I will just end up in tears)
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