Somebody once told me I'm hung just like a pony, you can see it as it dangles below
They all began to shout I should really whip it out, and I could get myself a job doing porno


Well, the film starts running, and they want more pumping
Taking more zinc so I never stop cumming
Doesn't make sense not to fuck for fun, you earn more money per load of cum
They have to test, they have to screen to make sure you don't have diseases
You never know if they are clean, before you do a gang bang scene

Hey now, you're a ball star, get your dick hard, get laid
Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid
All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told

It's a cool job, and it never gets boring
Economy stinks, yet my profit's still soring
But the fluffers we use are the clincher
Judging by my pole in the x-rated picture

Condoms we wear are getting pretty thin
But they're still effective when my semen does swim
My piss is on fire often when it pours
That's the chance I'm taking when I'm banging these whores

Hey now, you're a ball star, get your dick hard, get laid
Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid
All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told

Somebody once asked would I have some sex for cash, we could film it in a secretive place
I said, "Yep," what a concept, I could use a piece of ass myself, and they could all sit right down on my face

Well, the film starts running, and they want more pumping
Taking more zinc so I never stop cumming
Doesn't make sense not to fuck for fun, you earn more money per load of cum
They have to test, they have to screen to make sure you don't have diseases
You never know if they are clean---CLEAN!---, before you do a gang bang scene

Hey now, you're a ball start, get your dick hard, get laid
Hey now, you're a porn star, get a strap on, get paid
All my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told
And all my jism is gold, I only shoot as far as I'm told