Song Parodies -> Jenny's Getting Wet
"Bennie and the Jets" Based on the performance by Elton John
"Jenny's Getting Wet" Parody by Lon
Finally---I write an Elton John parody NOT dealing with micro-penis (see "Little Weenie," and "Tiny Pecker")

Hey Jenn, sex has gotten better
Since I am doing something
That's been known to make you wetter
I got it in you quick tonight
No need for lube
We didn't use electric gadgets
Or a K Y tube

Say, foreplay and kissing, things I would forget
Ooh, but I did them now, J-J-J-Jenny's getting wet
Oh how she drips like a waterfall
Oh Jenny she's really soaked
I'm playing with her boobs, her moisture's brewed
She's getting really, really, really, really turned on
J-J-J-Jenny's getting wet

Hey Jenn, now you make secretions
Used to have dryness
No foreplay was the reason
Now I muff dive everytime that we bang
'Cause I find it makes you lubricated
You won't pretend that you came

Oh, foreplay and kissing, things I would forget
Ooh, but I did them now, J-J-J-Jenny's getting wet
Oh how she drips like a waterfall
Oh Jenny she's really soaked
I'm playing with her boobs, her moisture's brewed
She's getting really, really, really, really turned on
J-J-J-Jenny's getting wet

Jenny, Jenny's getting wet
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny's getting wet
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mike - January 28, 2022 - Report this comment
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MIKE - December 16, 2023 - Report this comment
FINALLY I WROTE AN ELTON JOHN PARODY NOT DEALING WITH MICRO P###S
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ME AND CRAIG WILL HAVE A FIRE RACE
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