Song Parodies -> The Greatest Dump of All
"The Greatest Love of All" Based on the performance by Whitney Houston
"The Greatest Dump of All" Parody by Lon Be sure to check out my youtube videos AND my CD at my website!
I believe colonics are our future Use them well and let them clean your bowels They'll get rid of all your toxic waste inside You'll smell like something died, but you'll poop easier No more constipation reminding how you used to be Everybody's always drinking prune juice People need something to unclog them I never found anything that could unclog me My poop was rarely seen Until I learned to adjust some things I decided long ago, never indulge in burgers and tacos If I fail, if I eat beef At least I'll have colon relief No matter what I put in me It won't constipate me rectally Because the greatest dump of all Is exiting from me I had the greatest dump of all Plop out of me The greatest dump of all Is easy to achieve Taking your colonics Will give the greatest dump of all I believe colonics are our future Use them well and let them clean your bowels They'll get rid of all your toxic waste inside You'll smell like something died, but you'll poop easier No more constipation reminding how you used to be I decided long ago, never indulge in burgers and tacos If I fail, if I eat beef At least I'll have colon relief No matter what I put in me It won't constipate me rectally Because the greatest dump of all Is exiting from me I had the greatest dump of all Plop out of me The greatest dump of all Is easy to achieve Taking your colonics Will give the greatest dump of all And if by chance, that greasy food That you've been scarfing down Leads you to a bathroom stall Find your seat and dumppppppppppppppp!!!! Your Vote Counts
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