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Song Parodies -> Anal
"Halo" Based on the performance by Beyonce Knowles
"Anal" Parody by Daunte Lapree Carter This parody is about a healthy young lady who buys a pair of pants from Marshall Fields. The pants were too large for her size so she decided to let them sag from off her butt like her boyfriend wears his pants, but unfortunately for her, her boyfriend could see her butt crack and criticized her for it in a very mean way.
You bought some pants from Marshall Fields.
Well baby they're coming down. You didn't even pull'em up tight. You didn't see them sliding down. I found a way to give you hints. But I didn't really mean to shout, "Standing in the view of your anal, I got my pecker out." You got your pants sagging. And, You got your booty shaking. It's a risk that I'm taking. I am never gonna put you out. Everywhere I'm looking now. I know I'm gonna catch a case. Baby I can see your anal. You know you're dead in my face. Don't need to show me any more. You're showing all over the place. Baby I can see your anal. Pull your pants up, ok? I feel your anal, yeah ho', anal. See your anal, aay yo', anal. Feel your anal, damn yo', shit so. See your, oh no, anal-ooh ooh. Sworn I'd seen a ray of sun. Burning on your bottom hide. Don't you stoop down too long. Or, You'll be getting a surprise. I hope you don't fall again. You better keep yourself from falling. Tripping over me and shit. I'll pull you back to the ground again. You got your pants sagging. And, You got your booty shaking. It's a risk that I'm taking. I am never gonna put you out. Everywhere I'm looking now. I know I'm gonna catch a case. Baby I can see your anal. You know you're dead in my face. Don't need to show me any more. You're showing all over the place. Baby I can see your anal. Pull your pants up, ok? I feel your anal, yeah ho, anal. See your you know, anal, aay yo'. Feel your anal, shit so, anal. See your uh oh, oh no, anal-ooh ooh. Anal fat ho', ooh oh. See your anal, hey yo', damn bro'. Feel your anal, aay yo', uh oh. Anal-ooh ooh Anal-ooh ooh Anal-ooh ooh......... Everywhere I'm looking now. I'm surrounded by cops today. 'Cause Baby I touched your anal. Now they're taking me away. If you mak'em think you're a whore, Mooning all over the place. Baby, Let them see your anal. Pull your pants up, ok? I feel your anal, hey yo', shit no. See your anal, yeah know, see your, Fat ho' anal, you know, aay yo', damn so. Shit ho', anal, you know damn ho'. ANAL-ooh ooh. For all the ladies who sag, it is not worth it. Only guys can sag.
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Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason. Great work, and thanks for your awesome comment regarding my Kings of Leon "My Piss is on Fire" song. I have a CD at smashingrumpkin.com, BTW.
Thanks for the comps on my Pink Floyd song, and, YES, I know Alicia Moore/"Pink" very well. Doesn't she sing, "I'm tossing off so you better get that porno started"?
Hey, D-Man, thanks for the great comp on MY anal song, An Anal Man.
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