Song Parodies -> U Wont Survive
"I Will Suvive" Based on the performance by Gloria Gaynor
"U Wont Survive" Parody by Gavin
wrote this when i was bored an dits my first so be nice.........
U wont survive

first U ere afriad, U were petrified
just thinking how u were goin to commit mass-suicide
but then u spent so many nights learning how to make a bomb
but i was wrong! u'll fly a plain in to the wall!
so i looked back! i dropped my face,
i just turned round to find u ther, with that veil across your face
i should have kicked u in the croch, i should have went and called the police
if i had know for just one second your plan to ki-il me

now go! now go! run like hore, or turn around now and fly in-to the neigbours door!
u r the 1 that killed killed us all with suicide! u made it crumble,
u made it fall from the sky!
oh no not i! did-ent survive! oh aslong as their is people who will go and risk their live.
ohh had all my life to live, oh had all my love to give, DIDNT SURVIVE! DIDNT SURVIVE!

~instrumental~

it took all the stregth i had not to die, and fart!
kept trying hard to hold it in, i couldnt hear my hart
i spent oh so many hours. feering for my health
i lay and cried!
i wished i would just lay still and die. they all see me!
somebody new
i saw a suited little person dressed up all in blue!
he picked me up and then he ran. DIDNT EXPEXT TO END UP FREE!
and now hes saving all my living
so i can hope-fuly(ee) be free
and here we go! run out that door
i look around now
i cant see people anaymore
werent you the one who hurt me , made me die
i watched it crumble
i watched it fall from the sky!
oh yes! YES! I
im go-ing to die
oh as long as i see god above.
i know i wont survive
i had all my life to live
i had all my love to give
I WONT SURVIVE! I WONT SURVIVE!
wher did u go? straight to he-lls door
dont look back now!
cause you are dead forever-more
u r the 1 that went and broke me, made me die
u made it crumble
you made it fall from the sky
oh yess!yess i .
i went and died
oh u took away my life, my love i can-not stay alive
.......................


BE NICE.... also - ther is another one called the "terrorist song" with the same begining. they stole it from me
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Burnley Sad Acts - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey Gavin, Its Me Adam, Good Job! Make Sure u Check Out Welcome Joan, Foreplay Longtime And I Dont Care All By Me =D
Gavin - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
this song is based on the twin towers ( my inspiration when writing this) just so u understand it, p.s i accidently wrote kill twice :(
Piss Ant - April 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I love this song but I know TOS was made in the 70s. Good job on this parody.
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