Song Parodies -> Ice Cream Man
"Iron Man" Based on the performance by Black Sabbath
"Ice Cream Man" Parody by Kent Fuselier
hey, you can download the original track of this at www.DiireRecords.com or you can just click below. seriously, go now and dl this shit. its about the sickest track we've ever produced and its not going to be around forever. a href="http://www.DiireRecords.com/icecreamman.wma>DOWNLAD THIS SICK SHIT! Man Thanks for helping us to make this song MORE FUCKIN POPULAR THAT HANNAH MONTANA!
I am the Ice Cream Man
I am the Ice Cream Man

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
look there goes one now.
come on everybody lets mow him down

I am the Ice Cream Man
Running over kids in my white van
now all the kids are dead...
our streets are painted bloody red.

Nobody loves them
They just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
Like a kid in a candy store

Now the time is here
for Ice Cream Man to spread fear.
Has he lost his mind?
Recruited for the taliban just in time...

when I ring my bell
all the little fat kids run like hell.

if i miss in first
i'll surely hit them in reverse.


Nobody loves them
they just eat more and more
Nobody needs them
like a kid in a candy store

(added fast grunge over guitar solo)

he doesn't eat he doesn't sleep
he doesn't think he doesn't dream

heees the ice cream man
alquida soilder for the taliban
it keeps him hiding from uncle sam

heee's the ice cream man
just a trooper for the taliban

hee's the ice cream man
the m't'fn ice cream man
thanks to gifted but twisted for helping me get a new act together for Comedy Central. We're filming a music video with the taliban next month.
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Burnley Sad Acts - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Ace Man Well Done =D
Cdog - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment
yo u got the rap going for u man
fairies wear boots - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Friggin' awesome! The original song will never be the same to me again. I need this on a CD to blast full volume while I drve by elementary schools!!!
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