Song Parodies -> It's Too Soft
"It's Too Late" Based on the performance by Carole King
"It's Too Soft" Parody by James Jennings
Stayed in bed all morning just to pass the time
There's something wrong here, there can be no denying
My Penis is changing and maybe I should stop trying.

And it's too soft baby, now it's too soft
Everytime that we try to make it
Something inside has died
And unlike you I can't hide or fake it, oh no

It used to be so easy living here with you
You were light and breezy, and all we did was screw
Now you look so unhappy, since I have a weak Tool

And it's too soft baby, now it's too soft
Everytime that we try to make it
Something inside has died
And unlike you, I can't hide or fake it, oh no

There'll be good times again for me and you
Guess I'll try that pill Viagra and maybe I'll do you
Still I'm glad for what we had and how I once loved you

Oh it's so hard baby, now it's so hard
Everytime that we try to make
Something inside revived My Manly Pride
And now we can really make it
(adlib to end)
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