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Song Parodies -> Masturbated
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Uh huh Life's like this Uh huh, uh huh My life's like this Uh huh, uh huh When you live with mom Pornos really turn me on Make me beat upon my schlong And they're really helpful when I get No pussy Thought I was there all alone No one hanging in my home Until I heard my mother letting out A scary scream She barged in my room I was so ashamed I pulled up my pants I could not relax I tried to be cool I looked like a fool indeed Tell me Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated? Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute, I'd have probably ejaculated At least a spoon full When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat And she saw and caught me red-handed Honestly, I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it No, no, no She came over unannounced As I stroked it in my house She said she'd be back at six thirty 'Was only three! Had on Jenna Jamison Used a tube of lubricant I thought that I'd get off so very quick And privately 'Till she barged in my room I was so ashamed I pulled up my pants I could not relax I tried to be cool I looked like a fool indeed Tell me Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated? Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated At least a spoon full When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat And she saw and caught me red-handed Honestly, I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it No, no, no (No, no, no) No, no (No, no, no) No, no (No, no, no) No, no Ooh, pornos really turn me on Make me beat upon my schlong And they're really helpful when I get No pussy 'Till she barged in my room I was so ashamed I pulled up my pants I could not relax I tried to be cool I looked like a fool indeed Tell me Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated? Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated At least a spoon full When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat And she saw and caught me red-handed Honestly I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it No, no Why'd I have to go and get caught while I masturbated? (Yeah, yeah) Behind a closed door 'cause in another minute I'd have probably ejaculated At least a spoon full When I choked and I stroked and I beat on my meat And she saw and caught me red-handed Honestly I'm hiding in the bathroom next time to shake it No, no, no Your Vote Counts
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