Song Parodies -> Shave it Daily
"Call Me, Maybe" Based on the performance by Carly Rae Jepsen
"Shave it Daily" Parody by Lon
It really DOES make a difference!
You shaved your pussy so well
I liked it, bet you could tell
My motor boat rang your bell
No hair was in my way

You fine'ly granted my wish
To make your vag more delish
I had been hoping for this
No hair was in my way

No hair was growin'
Shaved pubes, skin was showin'
All night, juice was flowin'
Nair helped with your mowing, baby

Hey, I just ate you
And it was tasty
So here's a razor, to shave it daily

It's hard to eat right,
On you baby,
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

Hey, I just ate you
And it was tasty
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

And if you keep it groomed,
I'll lick baby,
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

You asked if I'd shave my balls
I said, "No problem, at all"
A sixty-nine was then called
No hair was in our way

You gave your twat more appeal
You climax and it's real
I really love when I feel it
No hair's in my way

No hair was growin'
Shaved pubes, skin was showin'
All night, juice was flowin'
Nair helped with your mowing, baby

Hey, I just ate you
And it was tasty
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

It's hard to eat right,
On you baby,
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

Hey, I just ate you
And it was tasty
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

And if you keep it groomed,
I'll lick baby
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

Before I ever would go down
I wished it so bad
I wished it so bad
I wished it so, so bad

Before I ever would go down
I wished it so bad
And you should know now
I wished it so, so bad

It's hard to eat right,
On you baby,
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

Hey, I just ate you
And it was tasty
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

And if you keep it groomed,
I'll lick baby
So here's a razor,
To shave it daily

Before I ever would go down
I wished it so bad
I wished it so bad
I wished it so, so bad

Before I ever would go down
I wished it so bad
And you should know now

To shave it daily
Your Vote Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote
 Little   Lots
Meets the pacing
of the original: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit this button.
 
Voting Results
Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 5.0
 
Overall Rating: 5.0
 

Total Votes: 3
Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

 Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 2   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 3   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 4   0
 
 0
 
 0
 
 
 5   3
 
 3
 
 3
 
 

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.