Song Parodies -> It's the Hard Cock Life
"It's the Hard Knock Life" Based on the performance by Little Orphan Annie
"It's the Hard Cock Life" Parody by Andrew Woodard The real reason that "Mr. Warbucks LIKES 10 year old redheads"
It's the hard cock life for us
It's the hard cock life for us 'stead of cartwheels, we turn tricks 'stead of lollies, we suck dicks It's the hard cock life Gotta fuck these creeps that go "Here's my hard cock; blow, you ho!" Condoms breakin' When they're full Pregnant bellies? Utter bull! It's the hard cock life! Don't it seem like your sheets they're always foulin'? Don't it seem like your hole's no longer tight? Once a day don't they almost cave your bowel in? So sleazy when we put out every night! No one cares if with cream at night you're dripping, But they care if you spit or if you drink. No surprise that we're high at night and tripping, To try forgetting all about the dink! Semen smelly life K-Y Jelly life Empty hollow life Suck and swallow life Friends at school we never see. Principal, what's that, who's he? Always making you their bitch in this brothel orphanage. It's the hard cock life. Wank you mister, force a grin Sticky jism on my chin Wonder where this dick has been Gotta do this man again? It's the hard cock life for us It's the hard cock life for us Always making you their bitch In this brothel orphanage It's the hard cock life It's the hard cock life Your Vote Counts
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jay z performs 3 songs with dj clue beanie siegel memphis bleek amil and the l8 gr8 D....................M.......................... X....................................................... JI**A MY N**A CAN I GET A & IT'S THE HARD NOCK LIFE 4 US FROM ANNIE 1999 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
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