Song Parodies -> Cunnilingus
"Jealous" Based on the performance by Nick Jonas
"Cunnilingus " Parody by Lon
You sure like the way I'm eating out you
I'm starting to think you're cumming too
Am I crazy, are you faking?
Even though you've made a puddle, can't help it

I put my chin on your muff
And one hand on a breast
I'm getting ready to lick you
Can call me obsessed
It's all my fault that you climax
I mean to make you wet
I'm a sexual genius
With cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

I love the way you like to shave it all
I've had some girls who never would shave for me
Old-fashioned and offensive, yeah
Called it painful and expensive

I put my chin on your muff
And one hand on a breast
I'm getting ready to lick you
Can call me obsessed
It's all my fault that you climax
I mean to make you wet
I'm a sexual genius
With cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

Not the only one who's tried it
But I'm the only one for you
And you know I get excited, yeah
When you give oral, too

I put my chin on your muff
And one hand on a breast
I'm getting ready to lick you
Can call me obsessed
It's all my fault that you climax
I mean to make you wet
I'm a sexual genius
With cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

Cause you're clean shaven, edible
And everybody wants a taste
That's why (that's why)
It's cunnilingus

Oh (that' why)
It's cunnilingus
Oh (that's why)
It's cunnilingus
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